Saturday, December 8, 2012

Set them free

Having a problem with Tea baggers in your neighborhood? Print out these talking points and leave them around.

- Those safety guards mandated by the 'nanny state' on your power equipment, take those off. Run free.

- The warnings on your medication are just liberals trying to take your freedom, ignore them. Take as many as you like. Wash them down with alcohol. 

- The High Voltage sign on that green box in the back yard, that's a UN plot. Break in and have free electricity like God intended.

- Not only is Global warming a hoax, but those CO detectors that keep you from burning charcoal in your living room are just liberals stealing your heritage. Pull the batteries and light the grill next to the TV.